Our Cast ov Playerz
LOLDEIRDRE
Loldeirdre is our principle cast member and is very important. She has an army of shiny people who do whatever she says. Everyone must be happy and agree that she is right or else she’ll scream and scream and scream until she can’t scream any more. So there.
JIZILLA MONSTA
Jizilla Monsta is Loldeirdre’s nemesis. She wants to destroy the city of Idgbiston with her New Labour ways which involve stealing babies and other nasty things but Deirdre’s Shiny Army will stop her. Yes this is a thinly veiled Godzilla vs Tokyo metaphor.
MR MIKE
Mr Mike has a city. He is leader of the city. He likes to make pronouncements, preferably of just one word.
MAYER-MAN
Mayer-Man is like Doctor Who in that he regenerates every year and, um, he has things and, well, he’s nothing like Doctor Who really.
SION-DROYD
Sion-Droyd is a robot and being a robot he sometimes struggles to be human and breaks down. He’s like a badly programmed cross between Data and The Terminator.
DIGITIL-SLEY
Digitil-sley doesn’t just know about computers. He is computers. All of them. His programmers feed him punch cards and he sometimes processes them correctly.
NEV
Nev is Mr Mike’s yes-man. He likes flowers.
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MARTEN
Marten showed promise with his YouTube videos and charismatic introductions, not to mention his sense of fun and entitlement, but went quiet when he was sent to the naughty corner. But since his appointment as Minister For Fun And Unimportant Stuff he may well make a return. Watch this space.
TOM FUCKING WATSON
Tom Watson tried out for the cast but didn’t make the cut, probably because he doesn’t put that many photos on his website. But it’s okay, he has found work at Five Second Films.
2 years ago